Sunday, October 30th at The Green Mill in Chicago Friday, November 4th at The University of Madison, Wisconsin Sunday November 6th at Hamline University, Minnesota
I shoot the old man who followed my 11-yr-old body on Smithfield St/because I smiled at him/because it was Xmas/ I shoot the man who jacked-off/on the bricks of our house/put a ladder to my window when I was 12/I shoot the professor who said my work was illogical, then used me for publicity when I won an award/ The businessman who wanted to talk about my teenage breasts/ I’m loading &...
If you need something to read today...
mileswalser: I recommend this issue of The Legendary (…my recommendation may be based on the fact that one of my poems is in there.) recommendation seconded.
If my halloween wig doesn't come in the mail...
just now discovered that my phone’s autocorrect for “poeming” is “opening.” i find this beautiful. today, i am warm by a fire, thinking of the faraway ones i love, listening to the soft sounds of my dogs asleep, opening.
CURRENTLY BOOKING SHOWS
to perform poetry & promote my upcoming Write Bloody book “After the Witch Hunt” for New England in late January. One definite tour stop will be at the legendary Cantab Lounge on January 25th. Contact MeganFalley@gmail.com if you want me to grace the stage of your university, venue, book store, or kitchen with my poems. This heart does it’s thumping for you.
TO THE WOMEN COMPETING ON E! ENTERTAINMENT'S HIT...
Whoever loved you, loved you. Loved your scars and their legends, loved each vagrant hair. The first time he caught you lit up by the bright light of a midnight refrigerator, sneaking cookie dough into your mouth, he knew he would marry you. While you slept he called his mother to tell her, skated his finger down the bend in your nose and imagined it on a future daughter’s face. If...
for those of you who like numbers →
first day rankings for the individual world poetry slam are up.
halfsister: your smile is the kind of smile dentists want on their appointment reminders.
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“PENELOPE PUSSYCAT FINALLY SPEAKS” an EP of new poetry by Megan Falley is available for purchase today for only $5. Lucky you.
This is a public service announcement. I’m being serious. If you can, be with...– Jeff McDaniel, cutting a student off in class discussion. (via slcteacherisms) And TONIGHT I will be performing at Sarah Lawrence College. 8PM in the Teahaus, debuting poems from my upcoming Write Bloody Book “After the Witch Hunt” and selling my new EP of spankin’ new poems...
yo, so i just deposited a check ON MY PHONE. that’s right. i took a picture of my check, and now there’s money in da bank. took two seconds. really. so what up, anDROID?! you’re really telling me your shit isn’t advanced enough that if i take a picture of his face, he can’t just be here when i click it? what kind of not-so-SMART phone are you, PUNK?!
halfsister: i want to watch you do something unspectacular like put a frozen pizza in your toaster oven and then sit on your counter and swing your legs while you wait for it. i want to watch you be ordinary for once.