FOR THOSE WHO ARE RIGHT NOW STILL LOOKING FOR...
Closure is a motherfucker. Closure will tell you to meet it at the bus stop at 6:30, and you’ll think Closure means 6:30 that day, but it really meant 6/30 as in June 30th, and didn’t specify the year. Perhaps you’ll ask your ex to meet you at The Olive Garden and bring Closure with him, but he’ll stupidly bring Closure’s evil twin Openature and you’ll be left wondering why Closure was...
We were down to the stale candy and pennies at the bottom of the Halloween basket. Neighbors were moving the skeletons from the front yard to the attic and the squirrels were fat on faces we carved from pumpkins. Spent two days trying to squeeze back into our human costumes but you kept looking at me like I was still a Princess. When we elected the new president, the streets of our college town...
WHAT CAN I DO
to motivate y’all to write me up a book review on Amazon? tell me and we’ll make it happen. it’s really important for Write Bloody and its authors to have people raving about these poetry books up there. should i hold a contest for the best review where i will send you a care-package of awesome things? should i mail every person who writes a review a nifty bookmark? i could edit...
girlyguts: dear cis men, I’ve noticed you don’t harass my male coworkers to smile more. interesting. sincerely, Frankie
writebloody: Amazon Contest ends today! Write a review for your favorite WB book on Amazon, then email firstname.lastname@example.org with your full name and the book you reviewed! REVIEW MY BOOK HERE, WIN FREE SHIT, INCLUDING MY HEART.
unrestrained-inkslinger asked: Amazon had just emailed me to tell me your book has shipped and I am absolutely excited. Just 5 to 8 more days of wating now!
Anonymous asked: Thank you for giving words to accurately describe my rape and abuse by a boyfriend. never felt as empowered.
bricks-and-wolf-dust: Hey guys, I need Megan Falley’s “Bridalplasty” and it doesn’t exist online. If I had the money, I’d buy her book because she’s a damn good poet and a damn good person. But I need a quick fix. Can someone who has the book maybe put it up for me? Pretty please? I’ll owe you poetry.. or nudes. Whichever. TO THE WOMEN COMPETING ON E! ENTERTAINMENT’S HIT REALITY TELEVISION...
Cross-Country Book Tour Road Trip Planning is more...
Cities/States I’m hitting up come September Include: Columbus, Chicago, Detroit, Minneapolis/St. Paul, Madison, Denver, Salt Lake City, Boise, Washington State, Vancouver, Victoria BC, Portland, Seattle, Berkeley, San Francisco. I’d love to come to your city too. Hail me down at email@example.com
We have made wind chimes of everything we have left behind: engagement rings,...– read the rest at Union Station. (via misiantaylor)
I am melting brass knuckles down to tiny trumpets. I am singing this forgiveness...– Megan Falley, After the Witch Hunt (via lavenderhypotenuse)
writebloody: We will be drawing and announcing our first Amazon review winner tomorrow! The Contest officially ends on July 10th, so keep emailing in those Amazon Reviews for a chance at some free WB swag. 2 winners will be announced on July 11th 2 winners will be announced on July 18th Final winner will be announced on July 25th To enter contest: Write an Amazon Review for your favorite...
if anyone has tips on how to stay prolific, creative, happy and fruitful when your day job is an artistic black hole, holler.
Union Station Magazine Wrote Up A Fantastic Review... →
“If there’s one thing Write Bloody does best, it’s bring voices to the page we might not have encountered otherwise, but often are sure to see again and again. Megan Falley is a masterful storyteller, as skilled at portraying unmistakable tone as she is with the narrative’s unfolding. From just plain dark to the darkly humorous, Falley remains in-your-face without being afraid to let some...
maybe best poem i've read all year.
KATHERINE WITH THE LAZY EYE. SHORT. AND NOT A GOOD POET francine j. harris This morning, I heard you were found in your McDonald’s uniform. I heard it while I was visiting a lake town, where empty woodsy highways turn into waterside drives. I’d forgot my toothbrush and was brushing with my finger, when a friend who didn’t know you said he heard it like this: You know Katherine. Short. with a...
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duh. what else would you do with your sunday? review/order the book here.